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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"
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"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"
"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."
"All else being equal... A fat person uses more soap than a thin person."
"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""
"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."
"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."
"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."