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Joke of the Day
"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."
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"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"
"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
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"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper."