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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."
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"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."
"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."
"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."
"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."
"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."
"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."
"Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk."