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Joke of the Day

"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."

"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"

"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."

"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"

"That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill..."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."

"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."

"This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart."

"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"