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Joke of the Day
"That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill..."
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"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake."
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."
"Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours."
"In Catholicism, souls have mass."