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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"

"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"

"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""

"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."

"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"

"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"