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Joke of the Day

"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."

"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"

"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."

"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"

"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""

"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Dad: ""Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Me: ""It's gotta be a couple thousand, pop."" Dad: ""All of them."""

"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."