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Joke of the Day

"Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it."

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."

"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is bad for kids to play with, and the other is a plastic grocery bag."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"clean jokes What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear? Your unbearable"

"Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry."