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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is bad for kids to play with, and the other is a plastic grocery bag."

"What is the Opposite of Palindrom? NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"

"50 shades of hay [50 shades of hay](http://imgur.com/YRGs7P0)"

"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."

"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults."

"Legally your grocery store can't stop me from tapping on the canned goods and declaring which ones are ripe or not."

"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"