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Joke of the Day

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."

"I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!"

"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"What does bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes"

"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning."