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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"

"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."

"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."

"Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night? 1 AM feeling very sleepy."

"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."

"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."