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Joke of the Day

"clean jokes What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear? Your unbearable"

"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What's not 50% off today? Health insurance"

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"A skeleton walked into a pub... I'll have a pint and mop."

"ATC: ""Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? "" Cessna: ""To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating."" ATC: ""I meant in the next five minutes not years."""

"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it syndrome"

"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"

"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"