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Joke of the Day

"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"

"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."

"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"

"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."

"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"

"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"What's an ""oying""? This joke"