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Joke of the Day

"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"

"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."

"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."

"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"

"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"

"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"

"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "