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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."
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"A guy at the bar asked me to pass him the salt and pepper, so I punched him in the face and yelled, GET YOUR OWN DISTINGUISHED HAIR JERK!"
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Twinkie? Twinkies can cause a national upset."
"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"
"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."
"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""
"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"