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Joke of the Day

"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."

"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"

"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"

"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"

"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."

"What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage? Garbage gets thrown out."

"Cop: Sir, can you step outside please? Me: Sir? Awww! You are SO polite! Cop: Excuse me? Me: Now you're just showing off."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"