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Joke of the Day
"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."
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"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""
"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."
"I hear voices in my head But I ignore them and carry on killing. (Sean Lock)"
"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"Some of my most meaningful relationships started because I was too lazy to leave the room."