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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
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"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"
"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."
"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."
"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."
"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"So a Jewish boy walks up to his father... a Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for $5. His father responds: ""$4? What do you need $3 for? Here's $2, split it with your brother."""
"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"