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Joke of the Day

"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."

"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."

"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"So Mickey Mouse is in a lawyer's office. The lawyer says ""So you say you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"". Micky Mouse replies ""No, I said she's fucking Goofy!"""

"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"

"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."

"How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!"

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"