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Joke of the Day
"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
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"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"I just love rehydrated raisins They're grape."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."
"The Truth About Math Math Mat Ma M Me Met Meth So now we know why Math is so mind f*cking"