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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""

"A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, ""Make me one with everything."" Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, ""Change comes from within."""

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"

"What do you call a Jew with the pH level of 1? Hacidic!"

"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."

"You know those couples who are into butt stuff from time to time? It's only occas-anal."

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"