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Joke of the Day

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"

"What do you call a stealthy gay guy? A fruit Ninja"

"Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up."

"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""

"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."

"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."

"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""

"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"

"Before i was born, i was given two choices 1. Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took."