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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."
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"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."
"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."
"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"
"Damn girl are you a Scientology Church? Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave."
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."