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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."
Next Joke
"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
"A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"Crap tonight is day lights savings and we loose an hour of sleep On the bright side we get an extra hour of light"
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"Had I known you were coming I would have baked a cake. Instead you get to watch me decapitate an iguana. You should call ahead."
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."
"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"