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Joke of the Day
"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."
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"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"
"I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?"
"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"
"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"
"This one is new in the market.. Sometimes blonde jokes are so blonde.."
"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."
"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"
"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"
"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."