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Joke of the Day

"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."

"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""

"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."

"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."