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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."

"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"

"That guy who just spent 2 hours washing and waxing his sportscar looks like a douche. C'mon boys, you know what to do. - Birds, probably"

"A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me. Mom, is that you?"

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."