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Joke of the Day

"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"

"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."

"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."

"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"

"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."

"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."

"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"