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Joke of the Day

"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"

"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles"

"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""

"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"