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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"
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"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."
"My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones"
"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"
"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"
"9: Daddy, what starts with F and ends in UCK? my face: *look of horror* 9: firetruck! What else? me: nervous laugh *pours another drink*"
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."