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Joke of the Day
"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."
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"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it"
"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"
"There are two things that I will never get... There are two things that I will never get - why women can't stay in the kitchen and a girlfriend."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you'd be a 10... On a pH scale because then you'd be a basic bitch"
"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."
"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."
"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."
"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"