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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep black people out of your business? Put up a ""Now Hiring"" sign."
Next Joke
"Turns out the guy I tipped is NOT the men's room attendant & now I really just want to get this BJ over with."
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."
"Did it hurt when you fell? Into the toilet, you piece of shit?"
"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"
"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."