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Joke of the Day

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets."

"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."

"she wants the D (director's cut)"

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs."

"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."

"Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla"

"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"

"Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?"