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Joke of the Day

"Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles"

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."

"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"

"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."

"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."

"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"

"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."

"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"

"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."