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Joke of the Day

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"

"Going to youtube with your VPN set to Germany on :/"

"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."

"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."

"If you order a salad in Texas, you get a bowl of ranch dressing with a chunk of iceberg lettuce, 89 croutons & a chicken fried steak on top."

"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""

"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."

"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"

"Driving a BMW is like show and tell every day. Where you're Showing off how small your penis is and you're Telling the world."