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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""

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"Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""
"Woman at dentist"
"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."
"Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache."
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"
"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."
"Jesus: remember disciples, everything the light touches is god's kingdom Judas: um, isn't that from the Lion King? Jesus: *glares at Judas*"
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."