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Joke of the Day

"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."

"Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly. If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat"

"There was no Mrs. Noah & the ark was lonely, thus explaining the evolutionary mishaps you'll find at Walmart."

"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."

"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."

"It's 2015. I can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored."

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"

"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."

"It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect."

"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"