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Joke of the Day

"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"

"You know that feeling when you've had a long day at work, you drive home and nothing is going your way? It's probably because you're driving in the wrong lane."

"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"

"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache."

"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""