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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
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"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"
"My buddy's autistic twin brother has a seizure while on a camping trip, causing my buddy to miss his first day on the job at Dominoes. ""Tell the manager your brother had a Little Caesar"""
"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"
"There's a dog on my street who practices Islam. I don't have a problem with his religion, I just wish he wouldn't wake me up every morning at 5am shouting ""ALLAHU AK-BARK."""
"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"
"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."