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Joke of the Day
"Woman at dentist"
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"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."
"Racism exists among all races of the world white people are just better at it, like most things."
"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."
"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""
"Would've totally banged this chick at the bar, but I noticed she had a crooked pinkie toe. Better luck with someone without standards,babe."
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
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"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."