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Joke of the Day

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her."

"The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told it, ""You'll never amount to anything!"""

"What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat."

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."

"If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"

"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"