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Joke of the Day

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."

"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."

"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"

"- Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No."

"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."

"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."