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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"

"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"

"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."