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Joke of the Day
"- Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No."
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"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"
"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"
"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch."
"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"
"It's all shits n' giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."