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Joke of the Day
"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."
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"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."
"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"
"Eighteen is too young to get married. You can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?"
"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."
"The best freestyle ever Roll up to someone with pancakes Drop my iPhone on it Call it ihop I'll see myself out"
"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."
"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."