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Joke of the Day
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
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"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"I don't take a duece I make gold like a Lannister."
"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""
"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."