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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
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"I really would love to see two mimes arguing"
"A mushroom... A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" To which the mushroom replies ""Why not, I'm a fungi!"""
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
"So I met this gorgeous girl... ...and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself ""Hey, wait a minute!"""
"I'm gaining weight for my role as ""'Before' picture"""
"So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world."
"What's the worst thing about having sex with 22 year olds??? There's 20 of them."