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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"

"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."

"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"

"A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."