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Joke of the Day
"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."
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"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""
"It's not curiosity that killed the cat ... it was procatstination"
"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."
"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"
"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"