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Joke of the Day
"Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly."
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"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."
"Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession he takes a lawyer with him."
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."
"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"
"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""
"What does star trek and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons' s"
"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."