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Joke of the Day
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
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"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."
"My neighbor still has his christmas lights up. Not to be out done, I won't remove my politcal yard signs until November 2012."
"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"
"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"
"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"
"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."
"Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land? Because they're constantly drilling for oil."
"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."