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Joke of the Day

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."

"Nobody showed up for my Time Traveler-themed New Year's party I guess I shouldn't bother with sending the invitations next week after all."

"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."

"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."

"Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns"

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early."

"Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away."