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"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."
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"Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done."
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."
"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"if you're in a bathroom & person in next stall sneezes, do you say bless you or just applaud like normal? need answer fast too late clapping"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."
"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."
"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"