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Joke of the Day

"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."

"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"

"I said to my GF ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it!"

"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."

"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."

"What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen"

"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."