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Joke of the Day
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
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"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"
"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"
"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
"I like my lantern like I like my metal Core"
"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."
"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."