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Joke of the Day
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
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"Hi, what's your name? My name is Yura Phag"
"Why didn't Santa's father get a ticket for speeding in the sleigh? A grandfather claus got him out of it!"
"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"My water stopped working for a bit today. My wife immediately said, ""I'm going outside to dig a hole to catch the rain water!"" After the wife is gone I said to the rest of the family, ""she means well"""
"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"
"Croatian salary is like menstruation You get it once a month, it lasts 5-6 days and then you're fucked"
"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"
"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."